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an exceptional narcissist ([personal profile] bedheaded) wrote in [community profile] gocirclegogo2012-02-18 01:13 am

Introductory Temporal Transportology

[A man is stuck in the streets of London. He has an amazing I-don't-care-about-my-hair-because-that's-how-cool-I-am hairstyle, $300 dollar Italian jeans, and I dare you to ask the thread count on that shirt, the first few buttons of which have been carelessly left unbuttoned. That's right. The hipsters have arrived. Also, he is holding a blackberry.]

[Clothing aside, he is not acting all that hip. He speaks with very broad hand gestures and a moderately manic expression.]


What the hell is this? When did we go Sherlock Holmes? Abed, are you doing a 'themed episode' [he doesn't need physical air quotes: he can do it with his voice] again? Because if you are, I need to know how the hell you pulled this off so it never happens again! [He stares at his Blackberry in incredulity, and here comes the last straw.] And why isn't my phone getting any signal?

[A choked scream of frustration, and he kicks a nearby crate.] This doesn't make any sense!

[Someone stop him before he finds an axe.]
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[she stops, because Jeff Winger is throwing a fit in the streets and someone has to comment]

Yes, because of course your smart phone not working is the -

[Wait.]

...Jeff? [and okay, it's been so long since she's seen a familiar face, so she will now glomp attack him, because that is her right.]
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[still clinging, screw anyone who might be gawking. She doesn't care]

It's not Abed. [pause] At least I don't think. But there are monsters, like alien monster things with tentacles. And there are a lot of religions that make Pierce's look sane and mainstream.

Oh, and your cell phone won't work. Although I have seen a lot of Japanese people walking around with cell phones. [sadly] Pierce would've said something inappropriate there. [because she even misses Pierce's bigotry]
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[nods while still hugging]

Yeah, you'll want to stay away from the docks. That's where they usually gather.
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said, I'm fairly sure it's not him, but at this point I'm not ruling out anything. They have a bunch of cults that worship the alieny tentacled guys. If you want we can go down to the docks.

[still clinging, but pulling back to make a face at him, because friends can still troll each other, even through trauma]

Don't worry, I'll protect you from all the monster-wonsters.

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[personal profile] llywelin 2012-02-18 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Lion pauses in her usual routine to just sort of. Blink at him. Well. Very 'modern' from her understanding of things. Also kind of meta sounding but Lion has no idea what that would mean.

And oh dear he's going to hurt himself like that.]


...Excuse me, but...as far as I know this isn't an episode of anything. I could ask but I think that's ruled out.
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[personal profile] llywelin 2012-02-18 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Blinking at the phone being pointed at her. Oh it's Battler. Well at least he is apologising for any rudeness.]

No, being upset in this sort of situation is perfectly normal. My name is Ushiromiya Lion. Ah, just Lion is fine. Explaining this...

[Well, he was using meta sounding things...] ...I suppose you could say we're somehow trapped in a parallel universe. Which does sound insane, I admit. But that's the simplest way of putting it.
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[personal profile] llywelin 2012-02-18 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, a normal person would react badly. Lion vaguely wonders what all of that means because it's confusing. References?? Ah well.]

I don't think you're being serious but I'll answer to the best of my abilities. We are on Earth, yes, in the year 1882 and this is London as you correctly inferred. Ah, the difference is that horrible creatures run this world. [Thinking.] If you had to brand it something, it would be horror rather than science fiction. But it isn't a TV program.

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[personal profile] intellectualrapist 2012-02-18 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Meta senses note tingling. Meaning he's just a loud genre savvy dude. Sigh. Where are all the pieces in this place, geez.

Gothic lolitas are cool, right?]


Ah, maybe the battery is dying? Mine gets signal just fine.

[Idly checking her phone.]
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[personal profile] intellectualrapist 2012-02-18 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
H-Hey! [Predicted and anticipated but still. Her phone.] Look, see? The signal is fine. Maybe your phone is just really cheap?
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[personal profile] intellectualrapist 2012-02-18 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[One hand on her hip, lips pursed for a moment.] Oh, you're smarter than you look. It would have been boring otherwise. It's working via magic. Someone else missed the internet and designed these. You're free to freak out over it if you want but I'll only be able to explain when you're done.

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[personal profile] digitalemperor 2012-02-18 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
U-um... Hey, calm down!

[Enter one skinny Japanese kid raising a hand placatingly at you, Mr. Frustrated Guy. Well, he can sympathize with the not having phone access problem. That's pretty distressing!]
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[personal profile] digitalemperor 2012-02-18 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
...R-right.

[Whatever you say. Welp, on to the important things. Less important than lack of internet, but... Still important.]

You just got here, right?
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[personal profile] digitalemperor 2012-02-18 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
London. Um. I know it seems strange, but the better question is probably "when" this is supposed to be...

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