Introductory Temporal Transportology

[bedheaded]

[A man is stuck in the streets of London. He has an amazing I-don't-care-about-my-hair-because-that's-how-cool-I-am hairstyle, $300 dollar Italian jeans, and I dare you to ask the thread count on that shirt, the first few buttons of which have been carelessly left unbuttoned. That's right. The hipsters have arrived. Also, he is holding a blackberry.]

[Clothing aside, he is not acting all that hip. He speaks with very broad hand gestures and a moderately manic expression.]

What the hell is this? When did we go Sherlock Holmes? Abed, are you doing a 'themed episode' [he doesn't need physical air quotes: he can do it with his voice] again? Because if you are, I need to know how the hell you pulled this off so it never happens again! [He stares at his Blackberry in incredulity, and here comes the last straw.] And why isn't my phone getting any signal?

[A choked scream of frustration, and he kicks a nearby crate.] This doesn't make any sense!

[Someone stop him before he finds an axe.]

Comments

[bedheaded]

[He laughs a little.] Yeah. Not looking forward to relearning all of that.

[llywelin]

The little I looked into was sometimes...strange but manageable enough for my scope. Well, this is before businesses had quite so many liabilities attached to them. I only needed to know what not to do, really.

[bedheaded]

[it's okay, he wasn't hoping to do business law.] You should still be careful. It would be horrible for you to become a precedent.

[llywelin]

[Laughing.] I can't imagine what I could do so wrong to set a precedent.