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an exceptional narcissist ([personal profile] bedheaded) wrote in [community profile] gocirclegogo2012-02-18 01:13 am

Introductory Temporal Transportology

[A man is stuck in the streets of London. He has an amazing I-don't-care-about-my-hair-because-that's-how-cool-I-am hairstyle, $300 dollar Italian jeans, and I dare you to ask the thread count on that shirt, the first few buttons of which have been carelessly left unbuttoned. That's right. The hipsters have arrived. Also, he is holding a blackberry.]

[Clothing aside, he is not acting all that hip. He speaks with very broad hand gestures and a moderately manic expression.]


What the hell is this? When did we go Sherlock Holmes? Abed, are you doing a 'themed episode' [he doesn't need physical air quotes: he can do it with his voice] again? Because if you are, I need to know how the hell you pulled this off so it never happens again! [He stares at his Blackberry in incredulity, and here comes the last straw.] And why isn't my phone getting any signal?

[A choked scream of frustration, and he kicks a nearby crate.] This doesn't make any sense!

[Someone stop him before he finds an axe.]
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Pshh, me either. Like I would sit through that watered down Hollywood garbage. If I'm going to watch Sherlock Holmes, it's Jeremy Brett or bust.

[hipsters on board, choo choo]
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Who says I haven't? Like any law could stop me from expressing myself however I please.

[she makes a sourface]

A month, maybe longer, I don't know.
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
I know. I wish Abed were here. He'd be way better at this than either of us.
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I've met people. It's not that bad, and it's a new experience.

[she's trying to shrug it off, and feeling a bit defensive and pathetic and really glad to have a familiar face]
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't adopt Thomas, Thomas adopted me. Well, not so much adopted as picked me, since he's not really in any shape to take care of himself let alone anyone else.
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's beginning to be a thing, isn't it? But you know what they say about when you lose one sense the others are heightened. They're probably draw to my nurturing personality.
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
That probably won't work. I'm kind of crashing with this anarchist guy I met. I've been thinking for a while I should probably find somewhere else to live.

You could be the catalyst I need to get my butt in gear. Jeff Winger, spurring someone to make a positive change in their life. Who knew that could even happen?

[her hand rests on his wrist, still worried he might disappear at some point]
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
I think they're cute, and dignified. Is someone worried hat hair might get in the way of your carefully coiffed bedhead?
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[she tugs at her hair with her free hand, making a face]

Shut up. I've made...concessions, which I'm totally fine with. It's not like I need my hair to look just right or something.
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, I'm glad you're having fun. Oh, and there aren't any Sephoras here, so we'll see who's laughing this time tonight when you have to do your facial rituals.
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
I happen to have a job all ready, one which I was actively recruited for in fact.

[popping the collar of her leather jacket]

Where do you think I got this bad boy?

[she walks along with him, still holding onto his wrist]
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
I got this jacket from my super cool job working at a clothes store.
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[personal profile] theworst 2012-02-18 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
It's a boutique to be exact, a specialty boutique, and what's wrong with that anyway?

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