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leviathanclaw[The New Year is fast approaching. This first New Year most people will experience in this place. How will this year end? What will the new one bring?
There are rumors, however, stirring up about the town. A few too many people are staggering about as if inebriated with too much celebrating spirit. Conversations seem a bit more one sided as moans and grunts are the only response some people will give. There is even an unsightly red hand print or two along the wall, but nothing a good bucket of soapy water and a hardy sponge couldn't fix.
But right now one of those people with eyes a bit glassy and walk a bit slow has come up to you where ever you may be. One could brush them off with a quick, polite conversation, but something about this seems out of the ordinary and eyes wander. To your left you spy: (List of random weapons, you know what to do!)
1 Crowbar
2 Baseball Bat
3 Length of Pipe
4 Knife
5 Fire Axe
6 Cricket Bat
7 Fencing Foil
8 Golf Club
9 Hockey Stick
10 Pool Cue
11 Ski Pole
12 Tennis Racket
13 Toolbox
14 Fuel Can
15 Beer/Wine Bottle
16 Newspaper
17 Player's Choice Award
What do you do? Do you realize the creatures for what they are and pick up a weapon, o' ye of grand adventure. There are zombies to be slayed. Never mind that one or two may hold a bit of recognition and that one over there is doing nothing but minding its own business chasing horse drawn carriages. Or do you try to talk with these delinquents to teach them the error of their shambling ways?
Either way, happy hunting!
There are rumors, however, stirring up about the town. A few too many people are staggering about as if inebriated with too much celebrating spirit. Conversations seem a bit more one sided as moans and grunts are the only response some people will give. There is even an unsightly red hand print or two along the wall, but nothing a good bucket of soapy water and a hardy sponge couldn't fix.
But right now one of those people with eyes a bit glassy and walk a bit slow has come up to you where ever you may be. One could brush them off with a quick, polite conversation, but something about this seems out of the ordinary and eyes wander. To your left you spy: (List of random weapons, you know what to do!)
1 Crowbar
2 Baseball Bat
3 Length of Pipe
4 Knife
5 Fire Axe
6 Cricket Bat
7 Fencing Foil
8 Golf Club
9 Hockey Stick
10 Pool Cue
11 Ski Pole
12 Tennis Racket
13 Toolbox
14 Fuel Can
15 Beer/Wine Bottle
16 Newspaper
17 Player's Choice Award
What do you do? Do you realize the creatures for what they are and pick up a weapon, o' ye of grand adventure. There are zombies to be slayed. Never mind that one or two may hold a bit of recognition and that one over there is doing nothing but minding its own business chasing horse drawn carriages. Or do you try to talk with these delinquents to teach them the error of their shambling ways?
Either way, happy hunting!
Terrorism for Fun and Profit Threads
Dec. 27th, 2011 02:22 amescapable[Because Minene's new goal in life is the same as her old one, just readjusted to be against cosmic horrors.]
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Dec. 26th, 2011 07:06 pmescapable[Some fancy gathering and Minene really doesn't care too much about it. For starters, all these shindigs are all the same and boring and stupid. Politicians getting in their religious quota or whatever the hell it is they want. Probably even darker things here than just bribes but she imagines there's enough of that, too.
Some poor sap is probably dead in the river because Minene has robes on that let her blend in. Or, well, as best as she can. She thought about taking off the eyepatch but then she'd just look stupider with one eye always closed. So hair down and brushed over it. Maybe it's not needed with all these weirdos but can't be too careful.
After getting kitchen access, it was easy enough to smuggle a few ingredients in the robes and head out. A nice quiet area of this big place that she scoped out earlier. It looked like no one really comes over to this wing. She isn't going to take her time injecting the food with the poison but she can relax a little.
Minene is also eating a carrot as she works. What? She's hungry.]
Some poor sap is probably dead in the river because Minene has robes on that let her blend in. Or, well, as best as she can. She thought about taking off the eyepatch but then she'd just look stupider with one eye always closed. So hair down and brushed over it. Maybe it's not needed with all these weirdos but can't be too careful.
After getting kitchen access, it was easy enough to smuggle a few ingredients in the robes and head out. A nice quiet area of this big place that she scoped out earlier. It looked like no one really comes over to this wing. She isn't going to take her time injecting the food with the poison but she can relax a little.
Minene is also eating a carrot as she works. What? She's hungry.]
