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[The New Year is fast approaching. This first New Year most people will experience in this place. How will this year end? What will the new one bring?

There are rumors, however, stirring up about the town. A few too many people are staggering about as if inebriated with too much celebrating spirit. Conversations seem a bit more one sided as moans and grunts are the only response some people will give. There is even an unsightly red hand print or two along the wall, but nothing a good bucket of soapy water and a hardy sponge couldn't fix.

But right now one of those people with eyes a bit glassy and walk a bit slow has come up to you where ever you may be. One could brush them off with a quick, polite conversation, but something about this seems out of the ordinary and eyes wander. To your left you spy: (List of random weapons, you know what to do!)
1 Crowbar
2 Baseball Bat
3 Length of Pipe
4 Knife
5 Fire Axe
6 Cricket Bat
7 Fencing Foil
8 Golf Club
9 Hockey Stick
10 Pool Cue
11 Ski Pole
12 Tennis Racket
13 Toolbox
14 Fuel Can
15 Beer/Wine Bottle
16 Newspaper
17 Player's Choice Award

What do you do? Do you realize the creatures for what they are and pick up a weapon, o' ye of grand adventure. There are zombies to be slayed. Never mind that one or two may hold a bit of recognition and that one over there is doing nothing but minding its own business chasing horse drawn carriages. Or do you try to talk with these delinquents to teach them the error of their shambling ways?

Either way, happy hunting!