itp delphi tries this AGAIN, also there's a moron in your city

[summitshore]

[Good morning London, do you need more dumb protagonists in your life? Yes? THEN YOU'RE IN LUCK.

A moron has fallen out of a gate about two feet above ground....oh, my bad, above water. So there's actually a wet cat of a moron stumbling into London. Said wet cat looks like she's been through quite a bit of fighting, and her clothes are scorched around the edges. Also, for whatever reason, she's got a mistletoe keychain wrapped around the knuckles of her right hand. Like it's a weapon or something.

Anybody who can sense these things? This kid's somehow eaten the souls of two powerful demons, and has the potential to do worse.

...poke the demon-soul-nommer, y/y?]

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[summitshore]

[She can tell that he is the Son of Bonus Boss. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-]

I really don't know! One minute I was at home and now I'm here...

[leviathaned]

Not that, you're just stuck here now, deal with it--I mean your soul, the fuck did you do to it, girl?

[summitshore]

Um - I was born with a soul?!

[wait is he talking about-]

Oh, that! Yeah, um...something called the War of Bel? A couple of demons were trying to destroy the city, so my friends and I defeated them, and...here I am now.

[leviathaned]

Why did you eat them?!

[Sei: Focusing on the important things.]

[summitshore]

....I ATE THEM?!

[Kazumi: Knowing none of the things.]

[leviathaned]

YOU HAVE THEIR SOULS ATTACHED TO YOURS YOU DIMWIT WHAT DID YOU THINK THAT WAS?!

[summitshore]

Something...about the War of Bel...and if you beat another Bel you take their power. That's all I know, I swear! Uuuuugh...

[She is going to shriek at Naoya until he is deaf once she returns home. She swears to whatever is out there. WHAT THE HELL COUSIN DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS A THING?!]

I don't even know how the heck I got entered into this freaking thing in the first place!

[leviathaned]

Because your soul's the same as theirs? I am so not reading the meta on that, you cannot make me.

[He throws up his hands and sighs.] Alright, listen. You're in London, and it's 1882, there's a bunch of you otherworlders running around out here, try not to destroy the city and don't eat people.

[summitshore]

I don't eat people!

[Now she just looks disgusted.]

Good god, man, why would I do that?! You don't - just - no! Wrong! All kinds of wrong!

[leviathaned]

I have seen freakier shit than that from you people, I am taking nothing for granted. I have to fix enough holes in reality as it is, I don't need freaky soul-cannibalism on top of it.

[summitshore]

Who's "you people"?! I'm a human! A human! And for crying out loud if I'd known this would happen I, well, I would've found some way to defeat them without this happening! ...But no, we were kind of on a really tight life-or-death schedule here!

[She stamps her foot, annoyed and pissed off.]

Naoya, I swear to whatever is good in this universe, if I see you again I'm going to smack all the answers out of you! This sucks!

[leviathaned]

[Somewhere in the universe, the resounding sound of "Bring it On" can be heard. Sei just facepalms.]

You're not human anymore. But 'you people' refers specifically to everyone not native to this world, human or not.

[summitshore]

The heck I'm not human! Stop saying that, just stop. And I'm not going to cause any trouble here unless someone tries to hurt me first!

[She folds her arms over her chest and tries to give Sei the "superior glaring down at you" glare. ...This...does not work for a multitude of reasons.]

[leviathaned]

[WHen Sei looks back down at her, it does work, partly because he's a fucking tree and partly because his eyes glow in a seriously unearthly kind of light. There is a pressure there, of a power greater than Beldr or Belial, most certainly, that seems to ask 'who the hell do you think you're kidding'.

And then it's gone, and Sei sighs.]

I believe you won't mean to. I just also think you'll have a way of attracting it.

[summitshore]

[Yeah, she got that. If she had a tail, it'd be between her legs by now.]

Ugh...Well, I'll try not to. This isn't the Lockdown, the War isn't on, chances are pretty low all told.