I'M NORMALLLLL PLEASE DATE MEEEEE

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[SUCH A WONDERFUL DAY! Full of snowbanks and sunshine and ~ROMANCE~. Victorian gents wander around with their ladies. Victorian hobos holler at prostitutes for discounts. Forgetful idiots swarm flower shops for last-minute attempts at getting flowers before they go home and get murdered by their wives.

IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, YOU BASTARDS! Spam your fellow taggers! Play hard to get and stop responding to everyone but your personal favorite! Sob and eat ice cream while watching your inbox stay empty! CELEBRATE WITH ALL OF YOUR SPIRIT!]

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[hairpine]

[AFTER GETTING OUT OF THE TOOLSHED AND MAKING SAD FACES AT THE MAID]

-- Oh, Mr Liam! Happy St Valentine's Day!

[virinosa]

Ah, Miss Michi.

[The...ball of shadows in his arms squirms a little and he holds it out!] I brought you something.

[hairpine]

Oh, thank you!

[She takes it without incident, and then, as if it's an afterthought, she just. Stares down at it.]







What is this?

[virinosa]

A migo.

[It's looking up at her and chirping.

Liam why.]

[hairpine]

[.... ohhhhhhhhhhhh.]

-- Ah, I see! I have familiarity with the word, of course, but I had never seen one... they're very cute!

Are you free, Mr Liam?

[virinosa]

I'm at your service, Miss. What do you need?

[hairpine]

Would you like to eat lunch with me today?

[virinosa]

[...He actually flushing.]

I...I'd be honored to.

[hairpine]

[Oh dear.]

... Are you ill, Mr Liam?

[virinosa]

Oh, no, I'm fine. [FLUSH GONE EVERYTHING'S FINE HERE.] I was just a little surprised, that's all.

[hairpine]

[....... Side-eye... for a good few moments....

BUT OFF WE GO. She doesn't take his hand or anything because that'd be weird, unless, you know, he's offering? Her house is a pretty house, expectedly decnt quality for someone who fits into my app pattern. She whispers something in a maid's ear when they enter, and she joins them in walking!




Right past the kitchen and the dining room and into the hallways where the bedrooms are. And into a room.

Don't get flustered though, it's not hers, it's just Kumagawa's (corpse's). As if there's no dead body in the room at all, she just sits on down and gestures for him to sit across from her at the table there.]

[virinosa]

[He'd panic if it was hers but this is obvs a guest room so!

He'll take a seat, and keep very well mannered for a dirty irish bum for the entire thing and somehow he feels like he's in trouble or something what doooo D:]

[hairpine]

[And the maid sets the table and then leaves.

They are now alone. In a room of her house. With food.

I mean technically Kumagawa's there he just can't do anything.]

Erm... I felt somewhat nervous eating alone, but I didn't want him to feel lonely! You are his friend as well, so it seemed appropriate to invite you!