I STILL KNOW YOU ALL LOOKED: THE MEME

[llywelin]

a.k.a. that time Kisha shoved a bunch of shit together and called it good.


1. Post you character.
2. Comment to other people and pick a scenario. Or use the RNG (1-12) to pick one for you.
3. Pick a scenario within the scenario. Memes within memes! Or use that handy RNG to pick it for you.
4. Do this as many times as you like until you're bored with it all. UNLIMITED THREADS.
5. OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios for one strange thread of whacked out weirdness. Handcuffed to an escort while you have amnesia? WHY NOT?
6. Not optional: HAVE FUN.



1. FLUFF MEME

1 - Cuddling - for some reason you both just want to be close to each other, constantly touching and snuggling.
2 - Pillow Talk - it's the morning after (or immediately after) and you're up for some pillow talk.
3 - Celebration - maybe it's Christmas or your birthday or a special anniversary or something else but it's just a good day to celebrate something.
4 - Cheering Up - One or both of you is feeling down and it's time to try and cheer up or at least talk about it.
5 - Making up - you had a huge fight with someone who meant a lot to you and now it's time to make it up to them.
6 - Date Night - casual date, romantic date, your usual special thing or awkward first date, whatever goes!
7 - Apologies - you did something wrong to hurt the other person and now you'd do anything to make it up to them.
8 - Been awhile - maybe you've been busy or away or just haven't gotten a chance to relax together in a while.
9 - Needing a friend - you just need someone to hang out with.
10 - In the Snow - it's a winter wonderland! let's play in the snow!
11 - Flirtation - a little flirting with each other can't hurt, right?
12 - Caught a sniffle - you're down with the flu or some injury or just got hurt (emotionally, mentally, whatever) but you're in good hands.
13 - Gifts - it's time to give that special someone a gift just because you can.
14 - Defend You - You're fighting for someone you care about and you'll do it to the end if you have to.


2. PARANOIA MEME

1. Erotomania - that person loves you. they belong to you. they might deny it and be with someone else but they're ridiculous. you know better here.
2. Distrust - simple as it sounds, you're being lied to. you can't prove it but you're not falling for their tricks anymore.
3. Hallucinations - a vague classic. those sounds, those sights, your senses are screwed up and the world is upside down. there's plenty of senses to screw.
4. Tainted - you're completely wrong. is it in your family's blood? is it parasites? a disease? aliens? a sin? but it's consuming you, whatever it is.
5. Conspiracy - why are they after you? who knows. maybe you know. but everyone is in on it and you're the only one left fighting against it.
6. Control - your actions aren't your own, even if others insist they are. somehow, either drugs or magic or something, someone is making you their puppet.
7. Fixation - either it's in you or someone else or a thing but this imperfection is clawing at your mind. just fix it. fix it and you can rest.
8. Folie à deux - the more either you or the other person talks, the more you feed into this unease and the more real it sounds. what can you two alone do?
9. Replacements - is it just this person or is everyone being replaced with a fake? you're not a fake, though. you won't let them replace you.
10. Real - is any of this real? maybe you're dreaming or drugged. maybe you're dead. but you need to prove that this is really happening, whatever it takes.


3. Virtue & Vice Meme
Roll to see if you get a virtue or a vice, then which of the seven you are. The matching one can go to the other person! Or mix them up if you like! Whatever you want goes.

1. Virtue

1) Chastity
2) Temperance
3) Charity
4) Diligence
5) Patience
6) Kindness
7) Humility

2. Vice

1) Lust
2) Gluttony
3) Greed
4) Sloth
5) Wrath
6) Envy
7) Pride


4. The... IDK meme

1. You are affectionate and clingy, and you won't want to leave the side of the person.
2. You are compelled to kiss the person.
3. You need to spill a secret to this person ASAP.
4. You will try to seduce the person.
5. You want to lie to this person.
6. You will try to insult this person.
7. You want to slap this person.
8. You will try to fight this person.


5. The Types of Love Meme

1. Love at First Sight - or maybe second or third or fifth sight. either way, you see that person now and you're head over heels.
2. Challenge - so maybe they're aloof or taken or you're just friends. supposedly they wouldn't go for you like that. oh really? challenge accepted.
3. Forbidden - age difference, you're both in relationships, whatever. for some reason this love shouldn't be. but it's okay if you just act on it once, right?
4. Tsundere - it's not like I like you or anything! don't get the wrong idea. but this time you're really going to make sure they know how you feel, even if you don't feel anything for them! really! stop looking at me like that!
5. Drunk - getting drunk was a great idea. and damn, they look beautiful. and awesome. great ideas are being had and need to be acted on.
6. Crush - stammering and blushing and oh god they're sitting with you and your hands brushed together oh god. it's just a stupid crush.
7. Possessive - this might not even be love but you certainly own the other person. and you're the only one who will decide what happens to them and what they do.
8. Yandere - ah, they're just so wonderful and perfect and the sun rises and sets on them. ...hey, why are they talking to other people? oh, well, you'll put a stop to that.
9. New Benefits - so you've been happy with the sex together because you guys had a line and it remained uncrossed. but you're starting to want something more...


6. The Sexy Stuff Meme

1) Seven Minutes in Heaven - So you're locked together, either someone did it to you as a joke or you're idiots. But you're sitting so close and if your lips happen to touch...
2) Chicken - It's just a game to see how far you guys can go before someone chickens out. You're not going to lose, right? They'll freak out way before anything happens.
3) Instructions - Admit it: you know nothing about this stuff. But you really, really want to know. You'll find out from this person, one way or another! Or maybe they're the one that needs education.
4) Adrenaline - What a rush! Whatever you guys just did has you really pumped. You're riding a great high and it's time to live in the moment.
5) Romance - Pure and simple, you'll make this the most romantic night ever. At least by your definition of romantic.
6) Roleplay - Teacher and student, dom and sub, enemies, strangers, playing doctor, you're just suddenly really, really into it.
7) Addiction - It came out of nowhere but something about how they look today got you going. You just need them, to touch them or smell them or pin them...
8) Substitution - You don't really love or want this person. But they remind you of people or places or something you actually do want. It's okay to get your fill from them for now. How badly you're using them is up to you.
9) What Happened? - No, really, what just happened? One second you guys were doing one thing and suddenly you're all over each other. What the hell?
10) Give and Take - Either you really want to show your appreciation or you feel you're owed something but a little (or a lot) of give and take is on the agenda.


7. Awkward Situations Meme

1. The Talk - Can anything really get more awkward than having that explained to you? Probably not.
2. Age - Mentally or physically, you're younger now! Do you still have your memories? Better get some help with this and hope tomorrow isn't too weird.
3. Gender Swap - Huh, that wasn't there yesterday. Your wardrobe might need some adjusting.
4. That One Night - Things got a little hot and heavy and neither of you are exactly keen to look each other in the face for a while. Except you have to deal with each other all day. Good luck.
5. Dead Body - No way you guys were drunk enough to murder someone, right? Maybe it's just a...dead dog or something. But there's a corpse that wasn't there before. Shit, what now?
6. Handcuffed - The old classic of waking up with impossible handcuffs keeping you guys together.
7. Naked - Somehow you got stuck naked far away from clothes. At least someone will help you and not make it worse, right...?
8. Clothes - Opposite of above! Good lord you look like a fetish fantasy. Quick, get behind that tree.
9. Bail - Maybe you were in the wrong place at the wrong time or you earned it but someone needs to bail you out.
10. Knock First - Oh, uh, they were really, really busy last time you stopped by. Really busy. Uh. Today is a new day?


8. The Arguments Meme

1) wandering eye - You're fed up with how much they flirt with everyone. That shit isn't cool, whether or not you're interested in them that way. It's just bad.
2) cinderella - You do all the work and they never lift a finger. They can do their own damn laundry.
3) forgotten - Yeah, sure, they've been real busy all right: with everyone but you. Would it kill them to spend time with you?
4) beliefs - Usually you don't say anything but they act like their way of thinking is better than yours. Correct them.
5) better - Okay, you can admit they're better at some things but they make you feel so stupid! You're not an idiot!
6) easy - No one gets how hard your life has been. You listen to them complain about their easy lives but you're the one with a real sob story! Hear some real misery, kid.
7) aftermath - So maybe you should apologise for the last fight but they need to first! They started it! It's their own fault.
8) perfect - Yeah, you're pretty awesome, but it's funny how all that praise is meaningless from them. Or maybe it's just that you know you're not good at all.
9) habit - Everyone has that one thing that annoys the shit out of them when the other person does it. This time, you snap.


9. The Bad Stuff Meme

1) Torture - You're being tortured or you're torturing but it's going to happen one way or another.
2) Kidnapped - You've been kidnapped! Is it for good reasons? Wait, who kidnaps for good reasons... Maybe you do?
3) Blackmail - Do you know a secret? Or do they know yours?
4) Disease - You're not just sick. You're really, really sick. And someone did this to you on purpose.
5) Drugged - Keeping someone drugged sounds like fun, right? Of course it does!
6) Stalker - Baby you'll be famous chase you down until you love me...
7) Bad Touch - That was definitely a 'no' you said. Or did they say it? Oh well, more touching.
8) Trapped - This time you're really cornered and there's no backing out.
9) Changed - You're aware it's happening but something is changing how you act and it's really not for the better.
10) Pain - Just inflicting pain of any kind will be enough. Emotional, physical, whatever. Too bad if they can't handle it.
11) Kill - Someone should die. Or maybe come very close to death. You can take your time on it, really.


10. Grab Bag

1) Unsent Letter - You really, really didn't mean for that letter to get back to them. What was in it? Well, they know now.
2) Dreaming - It might be a dream or a nightmare but you're in it together. Anything can and will happen!
3) Truth - The classic "can't stop telling the truth" offering.
4) Melodrama - You loved theatre, right? Time to get on those amazing ACTING!!!!! skills and BE DRAMATIC!!!! And WOE!!! to anyone who gets caught up in this AGONY!!!!!
5) No Filter - Not so much the truth so much as you can't keep your thoughts in your head. They just come right out. All of them.
6) Animals - You were just kidding when you said it would be fun to be part-whatever. But there are ears and a tail. Or maybe even more. Maybe you're a werewolf. Who knows!
7) Personality Flip - Your personality is all haywire today. You're definitely not yourself.
8) Fight - You're just itching for a fight. Oh look, there's one right there.
9) Truth or Dare - Why must you play? Doesn't matter but you must.
10) Opposite - Unlike truth, you just keep saying the opposite of what you mean. Someone gag you already, please.

Comments

[alethiological]

[It does help, and it guarantees he's going to be out there talking with the cat until morning hits, and Lion runs out in a panic thinking he's dead or something.

It also guarantees a hand resting on her head as she nuzzles, like someone comforting a child. Which isn't too much of an exaggeration really.] You're not the first one to call her that, but I don't see where it comes from. Dolls wouldn't care that much over a single lost owner.

[intellectualrapist]

[Not like she minds the touch, really, since she's busy letting fantasy win for a little while. And it is similar to a cat rubbing its head against a welcomed owner. Erika even gives a contented sound that probably wouldn't be out of place in an animal.] I'm still going to make a gameboard for her. I really did want it to be Beatrice's and not because I could laugh at her and the idiot forever. But it was so beautiful. I have to make her a really beautiful gameboard, too. It can't be any less than that. Then I'll make thousands of mysteries and if she can't solve them, I'll hang her upside down and make her answer really hard riddles while all the blood rushes to her head.

[...Well, that's healthier than Erika's usual ideas, so it's loving in its own way.

Still practically purring.] Sit down with me so I can play with your hair. You're way too tall.

[alethiological]

[It's a bit adorable in a way, and he's already made it his responsibility to watch the girl until Dlanor shows up. If she shows up. No, when. Dlanor was never an 'if' or a 'possibly', she was a 'when'. It's just a matter of waiting.]

Upside-down, huh? You must be really underestimating her if you think she wouldn't solve your mysteries.

[It is healthier, but her comment gets a resigned sigh. Already bracing for the mocking of his hair color and getting covered in ribbons or whatever else drunken little sadist girls would do. And he removes her from clinging to his chest just to obey her request and sit on the stairs.] I think she'd like playing a game made by you, though. Games say a lot about their owners. She should solve one that's yours, not someone else's.

I'm sure you can match Beatrice's if you put your mind to it.

[intellectualrapist]

[And so Erika goes from clinging to his chest to sitting behind him, raking her fingers through his hair. There's a giggle as she pulls some of it up - yes, it's the red streak, Will - but she responds to him for the moment.] I can definitely match it now. I don't even need to do something pathetic and try to trap her, either. They'll be so much fun you'll have to knock her out and drag her back to work!

[A thoughtful pause.] Though you're right. I'll think of something better than hanging. Maybe I'll have her chained up and spinning, too. She's pretty durable. I could probably use her hair and pull her arms and legs...

[And right back to glorious attention drifting as she starts using a ribbon from her dress to tie chopsticks in his hair.] You're not a very good doll but you'll do. Your hair isn't as nice, either.

[alethiological]

[Her giggle gets an annoyed noise, because he knows what she's laughing at it, but she doesn't say anything about it so neither does he.]

That's going a bit too far with her. [Of course she'd take his comment to think of meaner things to do to her. And he can already feel something between anger and shame coming up when she starts messing with ribbons and her comments. Lord, what sins hath brought this hell upon thy servant?]

I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.

[intellectualrapist]

[That red streak is currently being twirled around a chopstick.]

Then I'll go a little easier on her. Maybe I can use you for practice. I'll test game board ideas and punishments on you. [Erika nuzzles at his hair, breathing in and sighing, content for a moment. Once a psycho, always a psycho.] What is with this streak? Maybe you have some of Battler's genes!

[alethiological]

I'm honored. [The sarcasm is acidic enough to melt steel. And he was fine with letting her be clingy and nuzzling until she brings up the streak. Mostly at the insinuated relation, which is ridiculous since he's not even related to Adam, let alone Battler.

So he jerks his head to one side to avoid her nuzzles. Hope you like your balance being thrown off Erika.] I'd sooner make peace with Bernkastel than choose to be blood related to him.

[intellectualrapist]

[Erika falls forward, one arm latching around his neck to keep herself from faceplanting off the steps. Instead she manages to swing around and sulk at him, very much suddenly in his face.] You're practically related now. Long-term commitment does that. [Jerking a thumb up to indicate the sleeping Lion.

And then swinging back around to mess with and nuzzle at his hair.] Oh I'm jealous now. I want to sleep in your bed.

[alethiological]

[Even that close proximity makes him pull back a fraction, just enough to still focus on her. Doesn't even bother following her hand motion, because he already knows what she's talking about. And only answering when she's back to nuzzling his hair and acting like a cat again.]

That's why I said 'blood related'. And you're not sleeping in my bed.

[intellectualrapist]

[At least his stupid drunk kitty is distracted with fixing up his hair again. Or well, fixing it by making it look terrible and horrible and if she weren't drunk, even she'd think this is stupid. But sadly she is drunk.] Why not? I bet the whole bed smells like you. Even the parts with your girlfriend on it. Maybe that hint of something else will end up smelling nice together.

[alethiological]

[He knows she's ruining his hair, and the only strand of hope that's keeping him swatting her off is it's still late enough where he can take her maiming out before anyone's awake.]

... You're not sleeping in my bed. [Said almost entirely monotone, because - even for Erika - that string of sentences should never be heard.]

[intellectualrapist]

[At least she has neither scissors nor duct tape or tape of any kind. It's just chopsticks and ribbons. And she hums in response, taking a moment to nose at his hair.] You won't even notice me.

[The implication of that statement.]

[alethiological]

[If she pulled out scissors, he'd leave her outside to cry all night. And her words just... no. No, Erika, please no.]

I would. So would Lion. Stick with the windows.

[intellectualrapist]

[Did Erika hear him? Of course! She will obey him and not do anything terrible. She's just hum-purring and smelling at his hair and rubbing at his head like a cat. Or a vaguely horny chick thinking of her girlfriend. Probably both.

This is your life, Will.] I never thought I would have something in common with an Ushiromiya.

[alethiological]

[No. You see, that response means she's obviously going to do it anyway, except he won't know when. It's going to end horribly for everyone involved when it does.

He can already feel the migraines, but he can burn that bridge when he crosses it.] What? Both of you luring angels into your traps?

[intellectualrapist]

[Quite pleasant.] Yes. We both own one and two of the very best at that. Do you think I could convince her to play mine against hers? [Why yes she is talking like Will has no say in this and is more like a dog in a dog fight.]

Tilt your head up more. This is going to look ridiculous otherwise. And make me tell her I'm sorry for how I treated her. Not in those words, though. I'm not so obvious. [Erika grumbles and tries combing his hair with her chopsticks.] Can I have some of your hair?

[alethiological]

[There would be a complaint right here about how she's talking like they're objects, but two things stop it. One: she wouldn't listen, so it's a waste of effort. Two: it's been an age and a half since him and Dlanor had anything more than a quiet discussion. Let alone debates, or outright fighting each other. And he knows Dlanor well enough she'd think the same thing.]

Hm. You can ask her, I wouldn't complain. [Closest she's getting to him agreeing with her. And complying to lifting his head, even though it already looks ridiculous. Whatever Erika. Though she does get points for the comment that goes with it.] You should hide your apology in a game and see if she finds it.

And no. Why do you want my hair in the first place?

[intellectualrapist]

[Erika might not know all that but she knows well enough from the angels she's met and Will that a good fight is like Disney Land to stupid kids. And at least he listens to her, which makes her more willing to ignore the 'no' and not fight about it.] A good suggestion. I think I will. But of course I want it as a token to keep. A lover will sometimes spray some perfume or something of a comforting, familiar scent to give to their other half.

[See the logic is perfect: Will smells similar to her girlfriend, so give her some hair to smell. Great logic.]

[alethiological]

[They'd be the stupid kids in Disney Land that go out of their way to pretend like they wouldn't enjoy it. And nice try Erika, but even that distraction isn't enough to get him to say yes to her horrible logic.]

What a shame. It's still a no.

[intellectualrapist]

[It's okay, their girlfriends know how much they love Disney Land inside.

And maybe Erika is twisting a chopstick with a lock of hair around it a little too hard.] Why not? You won't notice it's missing. I'll settle for an article of clothing, though.

[alethiological]

[Whatever hand is gripping the chopstick gets a vice grip at the wrist, maybe a little bit too hard as well. No trying to covertly rip out his hair, sorry.]

I'm not giving you my coat either. If you're that determined, take the sheets or something.

[intellectualrapist]

[She would pout at the grip but hey she just won. So her voice is quite happy as she loosens her own tugging as a sign of peace.]

Deal. I'll take them off your hands. [She giggles and presses her face into his hair, laughing.] This is...really pathetic. If you tell anyone, I'll make you very sorry.

[alethiological]

[She stopped her tugging, so her wrist is released. Though immediately after hearing her acceptance, he regrets it. ... Sigh. No takebacks.]

Don't let Lion catch you. [He'll figure out an excuse for it when she inevitably flips at him about it. There's no leaning forward when she goes back to clinging, and the only movement is the hand that threatened to break her wrist before just gives her two soft pats on the head. Then back to his side.]

Hm? Tell them what? [Won't tell a soul.]

[intellectualrapist]

[Another giggle, though this one fond and not mocking herself.] Who knows? I was talking about how nice your hair is turning out. You should keep it like this. Maybe you'll get a proper honeymoon night. You guys are so boring to watch sometimes.

[alethiological]

[Swatting in her direction, but never actually hitting her. She's still playing nice. Ish. Even if she did just admit she's a stalker, but he already bet she'd be doing that anyway.] If we're boring, then stop watching us.

[He doesn't answer the first part because Erika's enough of a detective to know he's taking everything out the moment she leaves, passes out, or dawn comes. Whichever comes first.]