I STILL KNOW YOU ALL LOOKED: THE MEME

[llywelin]

a.k.a. that time Kisha shoved a bunch of shit together and called it good.


1. Post you character.
2. Comment to other people and pick a scenario. Or use the RNG (1-12) to pick one for you.
3. Pick a scenario within the scenario. Memes within memes! Or use that handy RNG to pick it for you.
4. Do this as many times as you like until you're bored with it all. UNLIMITED THREADS.
5. OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios for one strange thread of whacked out weirdness. Handcuffed to an escort while you have amnesia? WHY NOT?
6. Not optional: HAVE FUN.



1. FLUFF MEME

1 - Cuddling - for some reason you both just want to be close to each other, constantly touching and snuggling.
2 - Pillow Talk - it's the morning after (or immediately after) and you're up for some pillow talk.
3 - Celebration - maybe it's Christmas or your birthday or a special anniversary or something else but it's just a good day to celebrate something.
4 - Cheering Up - One or both of you is feeling down and it's time to try and cheer up or at least talk about it.
5 - Making up - you had a huge fight with someone who meant a lot to you and now it's time to make it up to them.
6 - Date Night - casual date, romantic date, your usual special thing or awkward first date, whatever goes!
7 - Apologies - you did something wrong to hurt the other person and now you'd do anything to make it up to them.
8 - Been awhile - maybe you've been busy or away or just haven't gotten a chance to relax together in a while.
9 - Needing a friend - you just need someone to hang out with.
10 - In the Snow - it's a winter wonderland! let's play in the snow!
11 - Flirtation - a little flirting with each other can't hurt, right?
12 - Caught a sniffle - you're down with the flu or some injury or just got hurt (emotionally, mentally, whatever) but you're in good hands.
13 - Gifts - it's time to give that special someone a gift just because you can.
14 - Defend You - You're fighting for someone you care about and you'll do it to the end if you have to.


2. PARANOIA MEME

1. Erotomania - that person loves you. they belong to you. they might deny it and be with someone else but they're ridiculous. you know better here.
2. Distrust - simple as it sounds, you're being lied to. you can't prove it but you're not falling for their tricks anymore.
3. Hallucinations - a vague classic. those sounds, those sights, your senses are screwed up and the world is upside down. there's plenty of senses to screw.
4. Tainted - you're completely wrong. is it in your family's blood? is it parasites? a disease? aliens? a sin? but it's consuming you, whatever it is.
5. Conspiracy - why are they after you? who knows. maybe you know. but everyone is in on it and you're the only one left fighting against it.
6. Control - your actions aren't your own, even if others insist they are. somehow, either drugs or magic or something, someone is making you their puppet.
7. Fixation - either it's in you or someone else or a thing but this imperfection is clawing at your mind. just fix it. fix it and you can rest.
8. Folie à deux - the more either you or the other person talks, the more you feed into this unease and the more real it sounds. what can you two alone do?
9. Replacements - is it just this person or is everyone being replaced with a fake? you're not a fake, though. you won't let them replace you.
10. Real - is any of this real? maybe you're dreaming or drugged. maybe you're dead. but you need to prove that this is really happening, whatever it takes.


3. Virtue & Vice Meme
Roll to see if you get a virtue or a vice, then which of the seven you are. The matching one can go to the other person! Or mix them up if you like! Whatever you want goes.

1. Virtue

1) Chastity
2) Temperance
3) Charity
4) Diligence
5) Patience
6) Kindness
7) Humility

2. Vice

1) Lust
2) Gluttony
3) Greed
4) Sloth
5) Wrath
6) Envy
7) Pride


4. The... IDK meme

1. You are affectionate and clingy, and you won't want to leave the side of the person.
2. You are compelled to kiss the person.
3. You need to spill a secret to this person ASAP.
4. You will try to seduce the person.
5. You want to lie to this person.
6. You will try to insult this person.
7. You want to slap this person.
8. You will try to fight this person.


5. The Types of Love Meme

1. Love at First Sight - or maybe second or third or fifth sight. either way, you see that person now and you're head over heels.
2. Challenge - so maybe they're aloof or taken or you're just friends. supposedly they wouldn't go for you like that. oh really? challenge accepted.
3. Forbidden - age difference, you're both in relationships, whatever. for some reason this love shouldn't be. but it's okay if you just act on it once, right?
4. Tsundere - it's not like I like you or anything! don't get the wrong idea. but this time you're really going to make sure they know how you feel, even if you don't feel anything for them! really! stop looking at me like that!
5. Drunk - getting drunk was a great idea. and damn, they look beautiful. and awesome. great ideas are being had and need to be acted on.
6. Crush - stammering and blushing and oh god they're sitting with you and your hands brushed together oh god. it's just a stupid crush.
7. Possessive - this might not even be love but you certainly own the other person. and you're the only one who will decide what happens to them and what they do.
8. Yandere - ah, they're just so wonderful and perfect and the sun rises and sets on them. ...hey, why are they talking to other people? oh, well, you'll put a stop to that.
9. New Benefits - so you've been happy with the sex together because you guys had a line and it remained uncrossed. but you're starting to want something more...


6. The Sexy Stuff Meme

1) Seven Minutes in Heaven - So you're locked together, either someone did it to you as a joke or you're idiots. But you're sitting so close and if your lips happen to touch...
2) Chicken - It's just a game to see how far you guys can go before someone chickens out. You're not going to lose, right? They'll freak out way before anything happens.
3) Instructions - Admit it: you know nothing about this stuff. But you really, really want to know. You'll find out from this person, one way or another! Or maybe they're the one that needs education.
4) Adrenaline - What a rush! Whatever you guys just did has you really pumped. You're riding a great high and it's time to live in the moment.
5) Romance - Pure and simple, you'll make this the most romantic night ever. At least by your definition of romantic.
6) Roleplay - Teacher and student, dom and sub, enemies, strangers, playing doctor, you're just suddenly really, really into it.
7) Addiction - It came out of nowhere but something about how they look today got you going. You just need them, to touch them or smell them or pin them...
8) Substitution - You don't really love or want this person. But they remind you of people or places or something you actually do want. It's okay to get your fill from them for now. How badly you're using them is up to you.
9) What Happened? - No, really, what just happened? One second you guys were doing one thing and suddenly you're all over each other. What the hell?
10) Give and Take - Either you really want to show your appreciation or you feel you're owed something but a little (or a lot) of give and take is on the agenda.


7. Awkward Situations Meme

1. The Talk - Can anything really get more awkward than having that explained to you? Probably not.
2. Age - Mentally or physically, you're younger now! Do you still have your memories? Better get some help with this and hope tomorrow isn't too weird.
3. Gender Swap - Huh, that wasn't there yesterday. Your wardrobe might need some adjusting.
4. That One Night - Things got a little hot and heavy and neither of you are exactly keen to look each other in the face for a while. Except you have to deal with each other all day. Good luck.
5. Dead Body - No way you guys were drunk enough to murder someone, right? Maybe it's just a...dead dog or something. But there's a corpse that wasn't there before. Shit, what now?
6. Handcuffed - The old classic of waking up with impossible handcuffs keeping you guys together.
7. Naked - Somehow you got stuck naked far away from clothes. At least someone will help you and not make it worse, right...?
8. Clothes - Opposite of above! Good lord you look like a fetish fantasy. Quick, get behind that tree.
9. Bail - Maybe you were in the wrong place at the wrong time or you earned it but someone needs to bail you out.
10. Knock First - Oh, uh, they were really, really busy last time you stopped by. Really busy. Uh. Today is a new day?


8. The Arguments Meme

1) wandering eye - You're fed up with how much they flirt with everyone. That shit isn't cool, whether or not you're interested in them that way. It's just bad.
2) cinderella - You do all the work and they never lift a finger. They can do their own damn laundry.
3) forgotten - Yeah, sure, they've been real busy all right: with everyone but you. Would it kill them to spend time with you?
4) beliefs - Usually you don't say anything but they act like their way of thinking is better than yours. Correct them.
5) better - Okay, you can admit they're better at some things but they make you feel so stupid! You're not an idiot!
6) easy - No one gets how hard your life has been. You listen to them complain about their easy lives but you're the one with a real sob story! Hear some real misery, kid.
7) aftermath - So maybe you should apologise for the last fight but they need to first! They started it! It's their own fault.
8) perfect - Yeah, you're pretty awesome, but it's funny how all that praise is meaningless from them. Or maybe it's just that you know you're not good at all.
9) habit - Everyone has that one thing that annoys the shit out of them when the other person does it. This time, you snap.


9. The Bad Stuff Meme

1) Torture - You're being tortured or you're torturing but it's going to happen one way or another.
2) Kidnapped - You've been kidnapped! Is it for good reasons? Wait, who kidnaps for good reasons... Maybe you do?
3) Blackmail - Do you know a secret? Or do they know yours?
4) Disease - You're not just sick. You're really, really sick. And someone did this to you on purpose.
5) Drugged - Keeping someone drugged sounds like fun, right? Of course it does!
6) Stalker - Baby you'll be famous chase you down until you love me...
7) Bad Touch - That was definitely a 'no' you said. Or did they say it? Oh well, more touching.
8) Trapped - This time you're really cornered and there's no backing out.
9) Changed - You're aware it's happening but something is changing how you act and it's really not for the better.
10) Pain - Just inflicting pain of any kind will be enough. Emotional, physical, whatever. Too bad if they can't handle it.
11) Kill - Someone should die. Or maybe come very close to death. You can take your time on it, really.


10. Grab Bag

1) Unsent Letter - You really, really didn't mean for that letter to get back to them. What was in it? Well, they know now.
2) Dreaming - It might be a dream or a nightmare but you're in it together. Anything can and will happen!
3) Truth - The classic "can't stop telling the truth" offering.
4) Melodrama - You loved theatre, right? Time to get on those amazing ACTING!!!!! skills and BE DRAMATIC!!!! And WOE!!! to anyone who gets caught up in this AGONY!!!!!
5) No Filter - Not so much the truth so much as you can't keep your thoughts in your head. They just come right out. All of them.
6) Animals - You were just kidding when you said it would be fun to be part-whatever. But there are ears and a tail. Or maybe even more. Maybe you're a werewolf. Who knows!
7) Personality Flip - Your personality is all haywire today. You're definitely not yourself.
8) Fight - You're just itching for a fight. Oh look, there's one right there.
9) Truth or Dare - Why must you play? Doesn't matter but you must.
10) Opposite - Unlike truth, you just keep saying the opposite of what you mean. Someone gag you already, please.

Comments

[equipoises]

All right, then was it important to you?

[obedient]

I think so? [his head hurts, and he pulls the covers up over his head again] I don't know, it's confusing. What do you want me to say?

[equipoises]

[Ange rolls her eyes. Like dealing with a kid, seriously.] I don't know. I just don't want you blowing me off like that.

[obedient]

[he frowns, trying to work out what to do. On the one hand, chastity is important. On the other hand, he doesn't want Ange to feel like that or go away. He decides on a happy medium, coming out from under the covers and opening them up to invite Ange in]

What about if we just lay down together. I'll have to face away from you so I don't get you sick though. We'll be sleeping together without having to do anything questionable.

[clearly this is the best solution. He turns over with his back to her, cuddling back into the covers and the pillow]

[equipoises]

[Though a bit suspicious on the facing away part, at least it's something. So Ange sighs and crawls into bed with him. Not like she's a little tired from taking care of him, considering she doesn't usually even take the best care of herself.

Her arms wrap around his waist and she buries her face into the back of his neck.] Are you feeling any better?

[obedient]

I think so, yeah. Pretty soon I'll be completely recovered. Thanks for taking such good care of me.

[equipoises]

[She presses a soft kiss to his neck but it's brief before she buries back into him and holds him closer. Yeah she wants a lot more but if he's better soon, that means more energy.] Don't mention it. You'd just complain all the time if I didn't.

[obedient]

[he blushes at the kiss, and resists the urge to shrug her off or say something. She stopped, so that's good enough] Of course. Didn't you know, your company is a natural cure for anything that ails me.

[equipoises]

[She snorts and nuzzles at him.] Then why are you still so stupid all the time?

[obedient]

[he sniffles, half due to sickness and half for dramatic effect] You're so cruel to me. Or could it be that I'm - [he sneezes and stops] - I'm struck stupid by how, uh, nice you are.

[it really is hard to talk now with his new philosophy]

[equipoises]

[Ange starts to laugh, shaking just a little from it.] You sound so wrong like that.

[obedient]

[pouts, then elbows her halfheartedly in the stomach] Don't make fun of me. I'm trying to better myself.

[equipoises]

[At least she stops laughing, though he can probably feel her smiling.] Even you have to admit it sounds funny out of your mouth.

[obedient]

[moans] It does! See, there really is something wrong with me if it's that hard to talk without being perverted. That's why I need to reevaluate things.

[equipoises]

[Too bad it's not a sexy moan. Ange sighs.] Nah, there's nothing wrong with you. Your lines were always more corny than perverted anyway.

[obedient]

I can't tell if I should be insulted or say thank you.

[equipoises]

Maybe you should say 'thank you' for the insult.

[Gratuitous English in that sentence.]

[obedient]

'Thank you' for the 'super cool' insult!

[they are bonded by a love of gratuitous English]

[equipoises]

[Blame Battler for hers.] 'Good job.' You're pretty grateful for a bratty kid.

[obedient]

'Thank you.' Even bratty kids can have some manners.

[equipoises]

[Chuckling.] Maybe I'll have to start using lines instead. Onii-chan had a lot of stupid ones. 'I won't forget you. See you in my dreams.'

[obedient]

[he does laugh at that] I have - ...ah, I can't really use most of them now. 'Too bad.'

[equipoises]

[Teasing.] You don't even have a mild one to share? Onii-chan probably said worse around me when I was six.

[obedient]

[whining] That stuff is 'over, finished, final, done.' 'I'm turning over a new leaf.' You're such a bad influence.

[equipoises]

'It's useless, it's all useless.' Am I really that bad? But isn't it 'lot of fun'?