Intermediate Library Science

[theworst]

[So Jeff and Britta are in a library, in a study room, with books spread across the table. It's oddly nostalgic, except there are five other people missing. Britta's face is scrunched up as she reads over one trying to find something in there to quiz Jeff about to help him in his studying]

How many laws do you really need to know to be a lawyer? Can't you just sing Witchy Woman and win the jury over or whatever it is that you do?

[they seriously need Annie, because this thing called studying is hard]

Comments

[theworst]

A likely story. And if that's the case, then we can still go wig shopping now, and you'll be ready to sport it when you lawyer up.

[bedheaded]

Wow, you really are stupid with your money. You do realize we shouldn't be spending any cash until we have it?

[theworst]

Some things are worth splurging on, like supporting my friends' dreams.

[bedheaded]

Sweet, but I've been supporting my own dreams since I was about nine.

[theworst]

Ooh ho ho, I get it. You're too proud to accept my help.

[bedheaded]

I'm too good to accept your help. But I'll be happy to buy your cats medicine when the tables are turned.

[theworst]

And I will gladly accept because my ego isn't so huge and fragile that I can't accept help from a friend.

[bedheaded]

I'm glad. But if you ever do meet someone like that, don't try to help them with it, because you're the worst.

[theworst]

No. I'm the best and you are the worst, so - [she sticks her tongue out at him before taking an angry bite of her food]

[bedheaded]

Oh, Britta. I'll always admire your high aspirations.

[theworst]

Aspirations schmaspirations. It's the truth.

[bedheaded]

Are you done not eating your salad? [Because he is done ACTUALLY eating his. It's his one meal. He consumes it.]

[theworst]

[sourface as she eats more of her salad just to spite him. She only takes a few bites though before deciding she's had enough]

[bedheaded]

Great, then let's head back. [Not home. It's too domestic. Also, not entirely accurate. Jeff gets to his feet.]