he would find every hypothetical bug stabbed with really shiny knives and then maybe find a military-grade one stabbed through his door. AND SHE DOESN'T BITE PEOPLE THE MISTRESSES ARE THE VAMPIRES she just has to occasionally drain blood from him. It's a rule.

yes done future CR attained

Zeph is allowed to be mean he's an old one he does what he wants can't be tamed etc. but yessss for miserybros. miseryliarbrains