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high school au meme

1. Post with your character with their name in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-18.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.

1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

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[Erika is betting it's the combo.] What a shame. I'm sure she's heartbroken just at the thought of Zelos Wilder rejecting her.

[Lists. On. Everyone.]

[It isn't 'you know who I am' EVERYONE KNOWS WHO HE IS HE IS THE GREAT ZELOS WILDER and he keeps on grinning] If she's cute enough when she cries, I'll probably reconsider.

[She would pout but instead leans her head on her hand.] What a kinky statement. Shouldn't every guy endeavour to keep a girl from crying?

[EXCEPT THEY ALWAYS MAKE GIRLS CRY BECAUSE THEY'RE WORTHLESS. Hi how are you.]

[He grins] Most girls seem to really like sobbing into a guy's arms. And all I want is for my hunnies to be happy.

Then you aren't going to be able to seduce me. Overall score is 30/100. Failing grade.

Ouch, cold!

Anything I can do for extra credit?

Hmm, pop quiz! What is my name?

Erika Furudo, self-declared intellectual rapist. [and he flashes her a smile] You think I don't know the name of my future hunnies? [........sometimes he has very intimate moments with women he has forgotten the names of. NOT IMPORTANT]

[Oooh, impressive her more, pretty boy.] Only future ones count it would seem.

[Because SHE KNOWS YOU FORGET.

She has a list.]

[look his memory is in his penis] That's harsh! Sometimes girls just come on to me without me getting the chance to learn their names.

[Don't you mean his whole brain.] Well I feel flattered you remember me so clearly. I think most try very hard not to.

Could just be that they can't handle you.

And you think you could? If you know my reputation and have done any amount of research, I would think I would be very low on your list to hit on.

[He laughs. And gets shushed. More quietly] I don't do research on my future hunnies. I let the truth ofo our hearts talk to each other.

[With a soft snort.] And what is my heart saying to yours?

That it wants to get to know mine better.

[Sighing and propping her head up in one hand.] And why would it want that? It is true that you aren't as stupid as you act but I hate wasting my time.

That must be why it's calling out to me. It knows that Zelos Wilder is no waste of time.

I only make decisions based on factual evidence. If my heart says that, it's even more likely to be inaccurate.

You should learn not to deny the truth of the heart.

It's a subjective truth, though. True, most truths are, but the heart is especially slippery.

Aww, babe, don't put yourself down like that. I'm sure it's not too tough for you.

Then the truth is you're killing time and if you happen to land a lay out of it, then that's a good deal. You're right! That wasn't tough at all.

I guess you've got my number. Oh, well! It's an even better relationship when you see each other for who you are.

I could get your number. I think that's the point. But the harder I am to catch, the more it's worth. Or you'll give up and it won't have been worth anything in the first place. I'm a picky rapist.

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