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high school au meme





1. Post with your character with their name in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-18.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.

1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

Comments

[voyeur]

[At the mention of broken bones, his eyes widen a little, but he's quick to cover it up and act cool.]

[yuuuup Izaya's having fun acting right now] I got into a fight on school grounds. They stopped us before it got anywhere.

[guess who it was with. just guess]

[escapable]

[Minene is too busy blowing up various parts of the school to know people sadly or she would know who the fight was with.]

That sucks. Going to have a rematch?

[What? It sounds fun.]

[voyeur]

Ahh, maybe. But that would be a pretty idea to brag about here, huh?

What if we meet outside to talk about it?

[escapable]

[Jerking her thumb at the window.] Sure. You coming with me or waiting it out here?

[voyeur]

Coming. [Aaand he climbs up onto the window ledge, looks over the space before him--and pakours the shit out of this school to get down.]

[He waves at her, smiling that open smile, from the ground.]

[escapable]

[Blinking. What a little brat. Minene grins and leans out.] The hell was that?! Know your place, kid!

[No one beats Uryuu Minene-sama at escaping. Climbing out on the ledge and quickly - seriously this time - considering her options before just jumping, catching onto an overhang to stop the speed of the fall and give her time to tuck into a roll.

Minene stands up from it in front of him.] I need to learn that sometime.

[voyeur]

It's not so hard. And I've always had a good motivation to learn. [Shizuo.] My name is Orihara Izaya.

[escapable]

Uryuu Minene. [The 'sama' is implied naturally.] Nice to meet a kid who can escape, too.

[voyeur]

That kid who gets into fights with me, Heiwajima Shizuo, could probably kill someone if they're not quick enough to get away. It's really a wonder that he hasn't done it already. [Hey Izaya suggestion: stop talking about your boyfriends.

He'll stop when they stop!]

You destroyed the lab, right?

[escapable]

Seriously? I want to meet that kid. [He sounds fun! Izaya has good taste in boyfriends.

And then a happy grin.]

Yeah that was me. I guess it'd be hard not to hear about it.

[voyeur]

It's gone pretty far. Was that an accident, or was there motive?

[escapable]

That one was an accident. Most of them aren't. I was testing a new chemical and it was more volatile than I thought. [We break from Minene sounding smart.] It was so damn cool! Blue and green smoke coming out of the fire? Not too bad at all.

[voyeur]

[He laughs because dawww] That sounds like a lot of fun. Though, I'm not any good with explosives myself. I'd like it if you showed me, some time.

[escapable]

I guess I could. You seem like someone who would have fun with it. Good enough reason for me.

[voyeur]

Thanks. I'll give you a few tips about parkour as payback.

[escapable]

I'm looking forward to it. But hey, you didn't tell me about you and that kid. Are you going in for a revenge fight?

[voyeur]

[Izaya laughs that pleasant laugh of his.] Since it's Shizu-chan, chances are I'll get to enjoy getting him into fights with other people. It's pretty easy, but it's fun anyway.