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high school au meme





1. Post with your character with their name in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-18.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.

1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

Comments

[voyeur]

[look it's not my fault that their high school years came off as Izaya's failed attempts to court Shizuo, is it?]

To smoke in peace. Want a cigarette?

[He is obviously not actually offering. Mocking Shizuo by smoking when he won't is the sort of minor trolling that makes his life worthwhile.]

[gotmilk]

[Maybe Izaya should get relationship advice from someone other than Shinra. A thought.]

It's against the rules.

[Annoyed grinding of his teeth because he would prefer a cigarette to talking to this guy.]

You should put it out.

[voyeur]

[....madness]

Since it's prom, does it really matter? It's good to have a bit of fun before we leave, you know.

[gotmilk]

[Yes. What was I thinking. Forget I suggested it.]

Of course it matters, it's the rules. I haven't had a day of fun in school because of you. Nothing but one irritating incident after another.

[voyeur]

Shizu-chan, it's pretty irresponsible to blame me when you've just got the sort of personality that attracts fights.

[YUP IZAYA IS DEFINITELY THE BULLY IN THIS RELATIONSHIP]

[gotmilk]

[STOP PULLING ON HIS PIGTAILS YOU JERK.]

They hell does that mean? I hate violence! HOW DOES THAT ATTRACT FIGHTS?

[voyeur]

[GENERAL ALARM SURROUNDS THEM. Because OH MY GOD IS SHIZUO HEIWAJIMA STARTING TO GET ANGRY? Izaya's grinning, but he holds up his hands (one still with the cigarette between fingers) as if to calm Shizuo down.] Relax, Shizu-chan. You're going to scare the girls at their prom.

[nope, tugging those pigtails, dipping your hair in ink, can't stop him]

[gotmilk]

[ARGH. Goddammit how did he get talked into showing up here in the first place? Can't... Smash Izaya at a dance right? Right? Barely restrained rage.]

So stop pissing me off. Don't you have a date?

[You suck Izaya.]

[voyeur]

Yeah, she's inside. She wanted to dance with a couple of kids, and I'm not the sort of guy who can deny my date what she wants.

[Shrug like a jackass]

[gotmilk]

[GFJGHJKNHHJGFB WHY DOES HE HAVE TO STAY OUT HERE WITH YOU--wait he doesn't does he? Couldn't he just leave? OKAY DOING THAT. WALKING AWAY]

[voyeur]

[Izaya waves.] See you, Shizu-chan! I hope the graduation ceremony is more fun for you than this prom was!

[gotmilk]

[Stop. Twitch.]

What do you mean?

[voyeur]

[A nice, long drag on delicious cigarette that Shizuo can't have.] It's not really worth telling you. You wouldn't be able to get your six brain cells around it.

[gotmilk]

The hell are you going on about?

[voyeur]

I told you, it's not worth saying. You really get on my nerves, the way you're stupidity makes me say the same things a hundred different ways.