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high school au meme





1. Post with your character with their name in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-18.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.

1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

Comments

No bet I don't want to be poor

[gotmilk]

[Irritation levels suddenly through the roof.]

It's Shizuo. What do you want, Izaya-kun?

[voyeur]

Can't I just want to talk? It hurts me a lot that we can't have a simple conversation.

[gotmilk]

Like hell I believe that.

[But. There is kind of an ingrained politeness to... At least try to hear him out? It goes against his instincts of wanting to smash Izaya's face in but he hasn't done anything particularly right now...]

[voyeur]

[Like a predatory sensing weakness, Izaya can feel that something is holding Shizuo back. And like a predator, Izaya can't resist his instincts to feel it out.] So let's talk. Hm, what do we have in common? Oh, that's right. How did you meet Shinra?

[That's mostly neutral, but trust Izaya: he'll wedge his way in.]

[gotmilk]

[Does he have to stand here and talk to this guy? He'd like to throw him around. Ugh.]

What's that got to do with anything? We went to school together.

[THERE IS NOTHING EXCITING HERE as far as he is concerned.]

[voyeur]

[You can't. You're being polite. And so is Izaya, to a degree.] It's called small talk. More or less, it's the medium that most humans live their lives through. But I guess you don't, do you?

[gotmilk]

Don't see the point. Have you got a reason you're talking to me, or what?

[Not that he doesn't engage in you know, conversations! With people like Tom or Shinra. Just not Izaya. Everything Izaya says is automatically irritating.

[voyeur]

We got off to a bad start, Shizu-chan. [A bad start. And a bad middle. And a bad the rest of it.] Don't you want to try again?

[I give up, okay?]

[gotmilk]

... [What the hell is this? Argh, irritating!]

What the hell?

[voyeur]

I'd like to try to be your friend. If nothing else, it'll save Shinra a lot of grief.

[gotmilk]

I don't want to be friends with a guy like you.

[voyeur]

[Shizuo you dick ): ...not that Izaya seems to care but w/e] That's really mean! [Don't sound like you'll laugh when you say that, Izaya.] Why not?

[gotmilk]

Do I need a reason to hate your guys? Ahhh but if you want a reason, it's because you're scum.

[voyeur]

What's that supposed to mean, you protozoan?

[gotmilk]

Everything about you pisses me off.

[voyeur]

Hey, a lot of people think I'm a really agreeable guy.

[gotmilk]

Tch. Until they get to know you.

[voyeur]

Then that makes us perfect opposites, right? Because everyone thinks you're a monster, until they work out you're just an untrained dog. [He laughs, and it's actually a very pleasant laugh, happy and friendly.]

[gotmilk]

[That laugh really gets on his nerves. Actually, everything Izaya does gets on his nerves. Also Izaya is irritating and his words are irritating and Shizuo would like to punch him now.]

What did you say, you fleaaa?

[voyeur]

That's not fair at all. What gives you the right to get angry when you're rejecting my offer of friendship?

[gotmilk]

That hasn't got anything to do with wanting to pound your face in, scum!

[voyeur]

Doesn't it? Is this kind of heartlessness why no one wants to go near you?