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high school au meme





1. Post with your character with their name in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-18.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.

1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

Comments

[imperious]

That's all right, I'll be moved enough for the both of us. With a guy like you, someone has to take up that burden. Man, you're just lucky you have such an awesome guy for a friend.

[elderly]

Are you sure you don't have bad self-esteem that you're hiding under all that boasting?

[imperious]

Oh man, you caught me. My poor weak ego. It's lucky I have a guy like you to help me feel better about myself. If it weren't for that, I would drown in a puddle of my own self loathing.

[elderly]

Drowning you seems like a good idea. It could help you face your subconscious fears.

[imperious]

Either that or we can drown Saphir in something if we ever find him here. Where the hell did he get off to anyway?

[elderly]

No idea. [DOES NOT CARE]

[imperious]

I wonder if he's off harassing your sister. Maybe that's where I should be, too.

[elderly]

[calmly] I'll kill you.

[imperious]

Yeah, but it will be worth it. [he's still not quite sure what he enjoys more, Jade's reactions or actually getting alone time with Nephry, but both are nice in their own ways] You could learn something from her. She knows how to get along with her classmates.

[elderly]

She's a nice person. [There is an implication here. That Peony is a total dickface jackass not nice person.]

[imperious]

I know. It's why she likes me so much. Nice, awesome, good looking people gravitate to each other.

[elderly]

[The bullshit you spout] Yes, Your Highness. I agree completely.

[imperious]

Man, one day I'll make it criminal for a person to be so politely insincere and insulting.