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high school au meme





1. Post with your character with their name in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-18.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.

1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

Comments

[courting]

You're right, even in your callous cruelty. It's because of my failings as a father and a leader that those unruly twins were able to set up something as nefarious as all of this. This calls for immediate action. I'll have to put together an emergency plan right away.

[profiteer]

More immediate action is called for by the blackboards. Clean them now.

[courting]

[he blinks, surprised by the command, and then smiles an agreeable smile, as if he hadn't been sulking and being overly dramatic only seconds ago]

Ah, right, of course. Thank you, Mom. You're always so good at keeping us on task.

[and so he gets to work on the blackboards]

I still want to do something with just us and Haruhi. It isn't fair at all that the twins got her all this time. [he's more matter-of-fact and less whiny at least as he cleans the blackboards and talks]

[profiteer]

Are you sure you wouldn't rather spend time with her on your own? [Now that Tamaki is working, Kyouya mellows out a fair bit.]

[courting]

Father-daughter bonding is important, but it's also important to have mother-father-daughter bonding, too. Ah, I guess mother-daughter bonding is important, too. I wonder if that means you and Haruhi should do more things on your own, too.

[he's not sure why the thought of the two of them having fun without him bothers him so much, but he pushes it aside]

[profiteer]

Mothers and daughters are born with an unbreakable bond. But if you don't want to spend time with Haruhi, would of course not be opposed to taking her out to dinner and the opera in your place.

[courting]

...just the two of you?

[profiteer]

Is there something objectionable to that?

[courting]

I just - we're a family, we need to do things together. The three of us can go together. [and then a moment of panic] Do you think Haruhi would know how to behave at the opera? Would she feel lost and overwhelmed when surrounded by a culture and lifestyle so different from her spartan commoner's life?

[profiteer]

She might need lessons. I'll look into someone to teach her.

[courting]

[Tamaki gasps, his hands on Kyouya's shoulders] Kyouya, I just had an amazing idea! I can tutor Haruhi on the finer things in life.

[profiteer]

Inadvisable.

[courting]

What? Why?