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high school au meme





1. Post with your character with their name in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-18.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.

1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

Comments

[equipoises]

[Sigh not!boyfriend. Ange gives a dubious look at the apron and accepts it.] I thought you wanted me to look attractive, not terrible.

[Putting it on inside out so it isn't quite so bad.]

[obedient]

You should know that it's impossible for a girl with your looks to ever look terrible. [he's still proudly wearing his right side out] We should make a real team effort with this assignment. I will stand behind you, my hand over your hand while we stir the ingredients and make a sensuous meal we both will remember.

[equipoises]

[Even as she checks the list and gets out the utensils, she smiles a little at him.] You don't want it the other way around...?

[Except then she blushes but implying her chest and things.]

[obedient]

[he grins and blushes as well]

I didn't realize that offer was on the table. If that's the way it is, I definitely vote for that approach.

[equipoises]

[Still a social failure, especially at flirting.]

It might be hard to cook like that. I think having an accident because you're 'distracted' is pretty embarrassing.

[obedient]

Some accidents are totally worth it. It's like that saying, you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. So let's make ourselves an omel - [he puts a hand on her hip, but is interrupted when their teacher walks by and coughs loudly] Sensei, sensei, please watch where you're coughing. You're totally messing with my game. Unless perhaps you're coming around to my charms and would like me to stay behind today for some one on one time. [the teacher looks as if she wants to say something, but then is interrupted as another group needs her help. Her look is disapproving, despite the fact there are signs of some amusement she's trying to hide. Kida turns back to Ange, hand going back for her hip] Where were we? Ah, yeah, we were making an Ange-Masaomi omelette, right?

[equipoises]

[Ange turns a little redder from the teacher seeing but oh well. There is way worse they could have been caught flirting about. She doesn't even mind the hand on her hip and manages to hide her smile - mostly - before tapping Kida on the head with her spatula.]

Only if you mean a normal omelette in a pan.

[obedient]

Don't be so boring. [he steps in closer] Unless you're talking about me putting my omelette in your pan. [even he knows that's a terrible lame innuendo, but he still acts like it's amazing]