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high school au meme

1. Post with your character with their name in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-18.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.

1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

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[And her fanclub is the biggest and bestest thing ever LOSERS]

[We'll just see about that claim. Arthur has some club meeting thing that he thinks is meeting in the same room where Lambda's meeting is being held, too.]

Is there a particular reason you people are here? You might not be aware, but this room is reserved.

[Everyone just kind of turns at once. Stare at the intruder. Stare. Glaring even. And Lambda herself just grins with a sunshine of someone who couldn't care less.]

Yeah, it's reserved~ By me. Got a problem?

[Arthur's army of bros just take another step into the room, staring right back.]

Actually, I would say you were the one with the problem. Being delusional even at our age is rather sad. Now, why don't you and your group run along. I'm sure there's empty space in the cafeteria you could use.

[Ohh. Ohhhhhh you stupid bitch, it is on.

Army of bros? Enjoy having a short blonde girl walking up to the front, hands on her hips and generally being the boss of everything. Mirroring Arthur with an army of fangirls at her back.]

Delusional? That's mean~ But I don't mind being delusional! It means I'm not an idiot that can't even read a paper! Barging in on people with false information~ Ah~ The incompetent ones are the worst. The~ worst~ ♫

[Arthur looks aghast now, too.

His arms are crossed over his chest as he stares down at Lambda, his bros staring down at the fangirls, too. Well, a couple of the bros might be trying to flirt with the fangirls. Priorities, guys.]

You are calling me an idiot. [and then he laughs the douchey laugh of a douche] That's funny. What's even funnier is the fact that the person here who needs help reading a paper is you. Not too surprising you would be confused on that fact, given your limited grasp of reality.

Sounds right! I am calling you an idiot. [She hasn't moved from her bamf pose right in front of him, even if some of her girls are flirting, or kicking the guys making moves. One case near the end is even a girlfriend and boyfriend getting in a quiet fight over being on opposing sides. Oh young love~]

Are you dense? That's the only reason I can think of! Questioning me about reality when you don't even have the papers?! Get real! My paper says this room was reserved for me, well over a week in advance~ It's even signed~ Get it...? Should I spell it out? You're~ an~... Idiot!! Why not save face and just apologize to me, okay~? I'll even let you off nicely and you can leave! I won't even make you kiss my shoes!

And I would be insulted, except considering the source it's hard to take it seriously at all. [and now I ship the couple at the end]

It's cute the way you are able to create these scenarios and believe them so fully. Either that or incredibly alarming. We booked this room in advance and have the paperwork on us.

[he holds out a hand and one of his bros gives him the signed piece of paper which he shows to Lambda. Uh oh, double booking. What is this travesty???]

[Everyone ships the couple at the end.

And the grin on her face says that she still thinks he's a complete retard, until taking the paper and reading it. Then it immediately turns into something, for lack of a better adjective, pissed.

And not at him. Snapping the fingers of her free hand, and within a second a girl mimics the action of Arthur's bros, fitting a paper between her fingers which is handed over without even looking up.]

Hm~ Not as big of an idiot, but still an idiot! You shouldn't call people delusional when it's someone else's mistake! Now we have a problem~ ♫

[The problem is like hell she is sharing the room with this piece of trash.]

[he reads the paper and is equally pissed off at what he sees. What the hell kind of operation is this anyway?]

And you shouldn't call someone an idiot when it's another person's stupidity that's put us in this position.

[Like hell he's sharing the room with this weirdo and her friends]

I'm calling you an idiot because you called me delusional! But if you apologize~ I'll stop calling you one!

[With all the joy like it really is a concession, but the pissed expression still hasn't moved any. Internally sighing, then right back to the venomous smile of someone entirely in control.]

So! It's obvious we're not going to share! There, one argument out of the way~! Nice and fast! Now, what do we do to fix this?

I'll stop calling you one when you prove otherwise.

[because he's just a jerk]

Easy. You and your group go somewhere else, and we'll stay here. Problem solved.

[Whatever lambdawg Erika's got bitches in every area code. Actually no she doesn't who is anyone kidding. But whatever, sweet freedom. Tackling lambda from behind because she has the best plan ever.

This is what happens when someone puts up with Erika.]

Hey, want to seal all the bathroom doors while everyone is in class?

[Her tackling gets a short peal of laughter, because very few people have the guts to tackle the trolling mafia queen Lambda. Erika is one of them.

And she is totally awesome for it. Good cat, best posse.]

Hmmm~~ I have a test next period you know..... Ahahaha! Sure! I want to frame this one kid though! He needs to know better than to mess with me again! What better way than a suspension~?

[Best pet ever right here. Might as well wear it with pride. And she giggles because Lambda crushing someone is always fun. She slips off her and smiles.]

An excellent idea! I didn't think anyone would be that thick-headed, though. What did he try to do?

[Ah, she really is a good pet. Someday she's going to steal her from Bern, Erika's way too good for her. When she gets off, Lambda's already spun on one heel, arms crossed behind her head and huffing a bit. Maybe actually mad, maybe pretending to be, who knows.]

He was that thick-headed! You never know with them idiots~ riiight~? Someone made a mistake at the office and we both got assigned the same club room. And he was such an idiot~ He needs to learn manners!

[Hey as long as you can keep a vague leash on her, she's a great pet. But Erika grins wider. Poor kid probably doesn't realise what a war against Lambda means. Oh the fun times of seeing Bern's panties strung up like Christmas lights. And roughly as colourful.]

Then will this much really be enough? If we're fast workers, there's always more. [And god knows Erika's locker is probably packed well enough for a zombie apocalypse.]

[Her vague leash involves letting Erika be a kamen rider with a mask of Bern's sexy silk panties. Black and lacy~ Not even Lambda desecrated those, they're too sacred. They need to have a special punishment.

Anyway. Erika gets a smile and a wave, tapping her foot and laughing a bit from her stance.] Hey, like I'd put out any big effort for someone like that! I only do my masterpiece work on Bern~ Ah... [Wait. No. No mental fapping to Bern, focus.]

Hmm~ Getting all the ones on the second floor should be good! Only big strong men could get rid of so many, right...? Thennn~ where to put them for the best effect...

[Mmmm Bern panties- wait no she's over her. Mostly. She's as over her as she is all of her issues which is good enough.

Anyway Erika ponders this, too. Because eeeee ruining lives one horrible act at a time.]

We could set them in a nice arrangement on the track maybe. Or if you prefer something with locks, break into one of the faculty rooms and leave them there!

[Guess who still loves closed rooms forever.]

[Don't lie Erika, you totally want to violate Bern's sexy silk panties. Can you imagine her face~? Isn't it niiiice~?

Ahem.

Still with the most serious SUPER SERIOUS pouty-face-thinky-face combo for a bit, until Erika says the faculty rooms. Closed room? Yes. And it gets a venomous grin.]

Sounds perfect. Let's do it to the track and field coach!

[Don't tease her with promises like that. It's enough to get Erika through many a lonely night.

And hell yes, the matching grin only witches seem capable of producing. Already running over ways to make it a decent closed room.]

I never liked that guy anyway. [Bouncing now to get started and like a stupid pet on a walk, already moving.] Any other evidence we need to plant?

[She earned that promise! If they can pull this off without getting caught, she'll even give Erika the matching bra. You've always wanted to know her cup size, right~?

And Lambda just cackles a bit at Erika's question, already flipping out a pink cell phone and mashing on the keys with the speed of someone with an army of crazy fangirls.] Don't worry about the evidence. I got it com~pleee~tly! Covered~!

[And after a few seconds:] Baldie's at a track meet, so his room really is perfect! No one's there for the whole day and only he has the key~! So our only time limit is getting caught. Too easy~

[Negative five? No but really Erika is earning that damn bra.

Glancing at the phone. Lambda truly is a powerful and scary person. Just imagining what sort of people she's contacting is horrifying in a delightful way. Ooooh Miss Lambda ooooh.]

I love closed rooms where there's only one key! Let's see...I should have everything we need. [Her backpack probably has more duct tape than most hardware stores.] Hmm, how will we move them?

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