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high school au meme





1. Post with your character with their name in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-18.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.

1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

Comments

yay laziness :|b

[archaeologist]

Oh please. These costumes were ruined the second someone decided that a tree was a feasible part in anything past a grammar school production.

[and she will continue plucking and pruning herself just because]

[collector]

Strindberg used a number of 'grammar school production' techniques to great effect. Do try to educate yourself before you start complaining.

[archaeologist]

[Brax mocking voice a go] Do try to educate yourself before you start complaining. Sometimes I think you purposely try to sound as pompous as possible. I don't think there's any other way around it.

[collector]

I'm happy you appreciate my efforts. Now are you done taking the spotlight, or must we derail this entire rehearsal for you ego?

[archaeologist]

I didn't realize trees could take the spotlight. Actually, I'm offended by that. I'm doing nothing but quietly sitting here, waiting for the Great and Mighty Irving Braxiatel to let me know when it's my turn. If anyone is trying to steal the spotlight, it's you, picking on poor me, sitting here innocently and silent as a tree until you had to make your commentary..

[collector]

Bernice. Don't make the costume department cry by ruining that costume.

[HE IS GOING BACK TO DIRECTING NOW, BENNY.]

[archaeologist]

You made them cry all ready when you told them to make these costumes.

[sulky mcsulkson is now going to continue picking at her costume. Screw you, Brax, and your stupid stupid play.]

[collector]

[As the rehearsal wraps up, he walks over to Benny and smiles at her.] Enjoying your sulk?

[archaeologist]

[she tries to remain sulking, but the ghost of a smile is breaking through, no matter how hard she tries to hide it] Enjoying your masterpiece?

[collector]

Don't I always? [He offers her a hand up]

[archaeologist]

[she rolls her eyes, but takes the hand and pulls herself up] You could at least have given me something more substantial. Don't think I don't realize you did this just to wield your power. [because everything is about Benny, including the roles she gets and the role she doesn't get] Either that or it's some ridiculous joke.

[collector]

A bet, in all honesty. With the celebrated Mr Kane.

[archaeologist]

[a glare] And what was the wager?

[collector]

That, Ms Summerfield, would be cheating.

[archaeologist]

Please. Like cheating ever stopped you. Don't think I don't know many ways to make you talk.