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I think a hand or two would definitely get to the bottom of this chestacular mystery of yours.

[he considers where he can take her. Going to Ange's place doesn't seem a good idea. As much as he's trying to stay away from Izaya, his - ooh]

There are some private rooms around the Church of Martel. Since you're such a good friend with the Chosen, that will work. We can grab Mairu-chan on our way.

[he takes her hand and starts heading towards Ange's place to pick up Mairu]

[Allowing herself to be dragged and maybe a little surprised.]

We're not going to go see Zelos, are we?

No, no, that guy has enough brainwashed groupies to keep his hands busy. It's just the only private place I can think of that works for everyone. I have a friend who's missed freely fondling boobs since she got here. It will be fun for her to get to explore and investigate your body.

[And so they reach Ange's hotel. Where Mairu is busy reading porn. But she opens the hotel room for them, bouncing idly in place.]

Welcome home Kida-senpai! And...?

[With a curtsey.] Furudo Erika. I occasionally spend time at your brother's home, so I know you but it is a pleasure to meet you.

[Kida rolls his eyes at Erika's curtsy. With one hand still holding Erika's hand, he grabs Mairu's hand with his free hand] I brought you a present, but you can't open it here, so we'll have to go somewhere else. Come on.

[and with that, he will start to drag them to Zelos' church.]

Eh?

[She's pulled unresistingly along, looking from Kida to Erika. Still has her porn at least!]

Nice to meet you Furudo-san. Ne, neh, senpai, what is it?

[Erika doesn't mind and gives a smile to Mairu.]

I assume you are the partner Masaomi-kun has chosen for our erotic detective work.

[to Mairu] It's a surprise, you'll see when we get there.

[to Erika] She is! Believe it or not, Mairu-chan is even more of an expert and fan of the female anatomy than I am.

Erotic detective work?

[You have all her interest, Erika.] What kind of mystery of the female body do you need my help exploring?

[Giggling.] Hard to believe someone enjoys women more. But I believe Masaomi-kun wants that to be a surprise? But he did work very hard to get this case, so you should treat it with the utmost respect and seriousness.

Thinking about it though, I wonder if Mairu-chan should face some kind of test or trial to prove herself worthy of a case of this ample size and magnitude, too.

I always treat a woman's body with complete seriousness! Ne, ne, what kind of test?

My quizzes are specific, so perhaps Detective Kida should issue this challenge?

How about this: before we uncover the body of evidence, let's hear Mairu-chan's theories about what we might find if we were to investigate someone like Erika-chan.

[Glancing at Erika, more carefully.]

We're investigating her erotically?

[Just making sure, considering Kida is a pretty subtle, but still effective, cockblock most of the time.]

[Erika wonders if it's a sign of boredom or madness that all this seems fun.] That is correct. Masaomi-kun felt your expertise might be useful.

I figured this would be good research for our literary careers, too. Consider it hands on research.