「HEY! YOU TOOK THAT PRETTY WELL! MOST PEOPLE BLEED PROFUSELY FROM MULTIPLE ORIFACES AND DIE IN INDESCRIBEABLE AGONY! GOOD FOR YOU! GOLD STAR!」
[He writes it off as he's not that crazy. Yet. If he hears them now then it's only a matter of time before the words can be heard without pain. And when that time comes, he'll have a dictionary and a contract.
He's not sorry.]
「OH. THEY'RE ALIENS FROM THIS ONE VIDEO GAME. YOU PLAY AS MORGAN FREEMAN OR SOMETHING AND YOU HAVE A DUMB MUSTACHE AND A DUMBER OUTFIT AND THEN EVERYONE TAKES APART YOUR ENGINE TO MAKE BETTER GAMES. BUT THE HEADCRABS WERE THESE THINGS THAT LATCH ON YOUR HEAD AND RIP IT OUT AND THEN TAKE ITS PLACE. CONSTANTLY RAN AROUND ON THE CEILING. ANNOYING LITTLE BASTARDS!」
[These are the exact conversations you should be having after hearing into forever.]
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[He writes it off as he's not that crazy. Yet. If he hears them now then it's only a matter of time before the words can be heard without pain. And when that time comes, he'll have a dictionary and a contract.
He's not sorry.]
「OH. THEY'RE ALIENS FROM THIS ONE VIDEO GAME. YOU PLAY AS MORGAN FREEMAN OR SOMETHING AND YOU HAVE A DUMB MUSTACHE AND A DUMBER OUTFIT AND THEN EVERYONE TAKES APART YOUR ENGINE TO MAKE BETTER GAMES. BUT THE HEADCRABS WERE THESE THINGS THAT LATCH ON YOUR HEAD AND RIP IT OUT AND THEN TAKE ITS PLACE. CONSTANTLY RAN AROUND ON THE CEILING. ANNOYING LITTLE BASTARDS!」
[These are the exact conversations you should be having after hearing into forever.]