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queen of the delicate maidens ([personal profile] screwreality) wrote in [community profile] gocirclegogo 2013-03-16 04:26 am (UTC)

[Sei laughed himself sick and Will is going to have his face on his desk for the next two weeks.

But whatever. It's the second contract he's made and the only two he'll ever have, one with a brand and one with a gift box, and he takes the list back out once his hand's returned. Shifting the weight of the basket filled with vegetables and bombs with the other.

Something slithers under the surface of the basket. He tilts his head to one side and hums.]
「DON'T THANK ME ABOUT IT. THANK MICHI-CHAN. I WOULD HAVE REJECTED YOU WITHOUT HER CONVINCING ME.」

[Well, at least he's honest. But he sparkles again a second after.]

「AND DON'T LIE! YOU'D BE GREAT AT FUNERALS! YOUR TEARS ALONE WOULD MAKE EVERYONE KILL THEMSELVES AND GIVE THE FUNERAL HOME PLENTY OF WORK! YOU'RE HELPING THE ECONOMY! DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE WHERE THE MINT LEAVES ARE?」

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