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gocirclegogo2011-10-10 04:47 am
cardio_swindle) wrote in gocirclegogo2011-10-10 04:47 am
It's MegaMeme
Why pick one meme when you could have them all?
1. Post you character.
2. Comment to other people and pick a scenario. Or use the RNG (1-12) to pick one for you.
3. Pick a scenario within the scenario.
4. Do this as many times as you like until you're bored with it all. UNLIMITED THREADS.
5. OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios for one strange thread of whacked out weirdness. Handcuffed to an escort while you have amnesia? WHY NOT?
6. Not optional: HAVE FUN.
1. Escorts
1. Date Service - Whether you've hired them to accompany you for dinner and dancing for a night of fun, or to attend a wedding or high school reunion with you to make yourself look better... you are paying this person to date you. Your escort might look classy, but who knows what a few extra twenties might get you at the end of the night?
2. New in town - You're in a new city and you're ready to see the sights! All of them. What better way to get this done then to hire someone to show you around town? Maybe they'll even show you some sights in your hotel room once the tour is over.
3. Bodyguard - You're either famous, have someone out for your blood, or have to get from point A to point B in a dangerous area... or maybe all three. Either way you need someone by your side to protect you. And maybe after a job well done you'll see it fit to give them a little reward.
4. Host Club - The Host is the cousin to the Escort... however instead of having them come to you, you go to them. Visit a Host Club and pay to hang out with the beautiful people there who are paid to hang on your every word and make you feel like you're royalty. You might even get a chance to visit the back room.
5. Exotic - There's no frills or coverup here. Sometimes when people say 'escort' they just mean 'hooker'. Grab a motel room and hope you have enough money to get what you want. Most escorts aren't looking to hand out freebies.
2. Nightmares
You're trapped in your worst nightmare and worse yet, you've dragged someone right along in with you. You feel like you can't escape and any fear you've ever had is coming true or you're being forced to watch helplessly as someone you care about is in mortal danger or pain but you can't go to them. Whatever you fear the most can and will come true.
1. motions. you're trapped in your worst nightmare, forced to through the horror to completion with whoever you've drawn into your dream.
2. chased. you're both being chased by something horrible, but it feels more like you're running in place.
3. tortured. held down and tortured in every way imaginable. Can whoever else is in your dream save you?
4. helpless. you're helpless, only able to watch as the person dragged into your dream is hurt, tortured, or otherwise in danger, but you can't help.
5. tormentor. the person in your dream is not there to help, but to hurt. They are not a friend... at least not right now. Maybe they're fighting against whatever is urging them to hurt you or are taking great delight in it.
6. uncontrolled. you're hurting someone you care about and taking delight in it... or at least outwardly. Inside, you might be fighting it with everything you've got.
7. other. mix and match or make your own up.
3. Roadtrip
1. BREAK DOWN - Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?
2. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Threads may also have a third participant. Go wild.
3. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... Or I think that was a deer.
4. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND: Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. This thread may also have a third or even fourth participant, if you can wing it.
5. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.
6. THE GREAT ESCAPE: Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.
7. MAKE OUT: For whatever reason, the person you're traveling with in the car. You would love to make out with them and then some.
4. Cuddles
1. Sweet dreams It's been a long day and all you want to do is sleep or just rest your eyes for a bit. Hopefully whoever is close by doesn't mind if you use them as a blanket.
2. Stormy weather The heavy rain, thunder and lightning won't be letting up anytime soon. Luckily, it's the perfect weather to stay indoors and snuggle up close and keep warm.
3. Lazy dancer It's the end of a party, or maybe it's only the two of you, but the tempo is slow and the lights are low. Let your dance partner take the weight and just sway.
4. Surprise attack Time to invade someone's personal space. Are they working too much and need a distraction? Maybe you just wanted to brighten their day. Either way, they won't see it coming.
5. Movie night It can be on the sofa or in a darkened theater, but you've got your popcorn and someone to settle against during your favorite movie.
6. I love you, man It's totally platonic, really. You're just very good friends, no matter what people like to think. But you just love your friend so much you want to hug them, whether they like it or not.
7. Jeepers creepers Welp. You were just frightened. Was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream? Either way, you're looking for someone to cling to right now, and who better than that person right there?
8. Hurt and comfort Whether you're sick in bed, just been dumped or suffered a traumatic event, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
9 Sunday morning Maybe you just had a wild night. Maybe there’s just not enough space at your place and you need to share your bed. Or maybe you just got really tired and someone else happened to be there. Doesn't matter because now the person with you looks way more comfortable than any blanket or pillow. Drape to your heart’s content.
10. Moment after You just had incredible, vigorous sex (playing out is totally optional) and if you weren't a cuddler before, you are now. You're probably too exhausted to do anything else anyway. Just enjoy the moment.
11. Ménage à trois Or four, or five. Get a group and cuddle away.
12. Player's choice Pick one or make up your own!
5. Amnesia
HOW MUCH TIME YOU’RE MISSING:
1. A few minutes. Not so bad. You’re just wondering how you’re suddenly in a car, or on pavement outside the bar, or similar.
2. A few hours. That’s worrying.
3. A few days. Uhm…
4. A few weeks. This is getting really bad.
5. A few months. Crrrap.
6. More than a year. You know how much can change in a year? A lot.
7. More than five years. Oh, crap.
8. More than ten years. That’s a lot of life to miss.
OR, HOW MUCH OF YOUR LIFE YOU’RE MISSING:
9. The last thing you remember, you were a teen. Why are you old now?!
10 The last thing you remember, you were a child.. You’re so big now!
11. You’d just made a significant turning point in your characterisation. Time to see how your life’s gone since then!
12. Just before that significant turning point. Can you accept the change in yourself?
13. ALL your life. You don’t remember anything at all. Tabula rasa.
14. ALL your life. The only memories you have are of a past life and this body, these people, aren’t familiar at all.
OR, WHAT KIND OF AMNESIA YOU HAVE:
15. You can’t remember a stretch of time before the incident that caused your amnesia, despite remembering the incident itself.
16. You can’t remember anything concerning a specific topic- anything related to birds, maybe, or machinery. Could be trivial, could be important.
17. Your memory is intact up to the incident that caused your amnesia, but you can’t form any new memories beyond that point in time.
18. Reverse: you didn’t lose your memory, instead you remembered something you’d forgotten. Could be trivial, could be something significant that you’d repressed.
19. Something I missed? Combine scenarios, or make up your own!
6. Handcuffs
You two are now handcuffed/tied together by whatever means, forced to play out whatever scenario you rolled for. How you break free will be up to you.
1. Party Prank - So you were at a party and your friends (or maybe just some really mean party guests) decided it’d be funny to handcuff you to someone else. And they won’t give the key back either. Jerks.
2. Jailbreak - Oh no, you and whoever you got handcuffed to was arrested! Well, maybe if you work together you can make a jailbreak.
3. Magic Trick Gone Wrong - Just a little magic trick they said, the cuffs could come off easily they said…
4. Kidnapping - You two ticked off the wrong people, and now you’re stuck in a warehouse/evil lair/hideout.
5. Robots - Robots have taken over! And now you two have to figure out how to escape ’em. While handcuffed.
6. Post-Apocalyptic - Barren wastelands, biker gangs, thunderdomes. The future isn't looking too pleasant.
7. Dinosaurs - The both of you wake up handcuffed in the middle of a jungle. And there's dinosaurs. Oh fuc-
8. Carnival - Those cuffs you got at the carnival looked easy enough to take off, but now you two are stuck. Do you find help or try to hide your shame?
9. Aliens - Congrats, you two were abducted by aliens. Better find a way to get back to Earth before they start probing.
10. Kinky situation - So you and your partner wanted to try something new and accidentally lost the key to your cuffs. It happens, right? …Right?
11. Trapped in a Mad Scientist Lab - You knew you shouldn’t have gone into that big, scary-looking building and talked to the obviously crazy scientist guy, but you couldn’t help yourself! And now he’s planning to do some horrible things to you and the person you’re chained to. Is that a saw?
12. Haunted Castle - Oh no, ghosts! You can’t remember how you got here, but you better find your way out before you run into some unpleasant guests.
13. Forest - Some mobsters dumped you guys in the middle of a spooky forest. Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to get to know each other finding your way back.
14. On a boat - You and the person you’re handcuffed to are now on a boat. Better figure out how to get back to shore in handcuffs.
7. Guro
1. Cannibalism/Vore - You look good enough to eat.
2. Disemboweling/Gutting - True beauty comes from within.
3. Flaying/Skinning - Maybe she's born with it, maybe she took it from someone else.
4. Dismemberment/Body Part Removal - A fantastic way to lose some extra pounds.
5. Impalement/Stabbings/Etc. - I'm gonna tear you a new hole.
6. Asphyxiation/Strangling - Couldn't catch my breath.
7. Wild Card! Anything goes! - Surely there's something I missed. Pick your favorite from the list or make something up!
8. Fairy Tale
1. Sleeping Beauty: Fallen into a deep, magical sleep, the only thing that can wake you is true love's kiss!
2. The Little Mermaid: Oh no! The witch has stolen your voice! Use sign language, write a sign, get your love to kiss you or else get stuck in the ocean again.
3. Tarzan: He's a wild man! Will you teach him the ways of the world, and maybe the ways of love while you're at it?
4. Beauty and the Beast: The prince has been transformed into a beast by a spell, the only way for it to be broken is for someone to fall in love with him. Who will be the one to break through to him and break the spell?
5. Cinderella: They met at the ball and really hit it off, but when the clock struck midnight, that mysterious lover ran off! All that's left is a glass slipper, time to start knocking on doors...
6. Frog Prince(ss): Will you kiss that frog and turn them into your true love?
7. Rapunzel: Locked in a tower, will love ever come rescue you?
8. Aladdin: Can someone who grew up on the mean streets capture the heart of royalty?
9. Open: Do any fairy tale you want or combine options to make your own. :)
9. Hurt/Comfort
1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case s, someone else can clearly see
you need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.
10. Smut
Settings
1. bedroom | Is it yours? Theirs? Or is it someone else’s?
2. school/work | ... Right on the desk? Oh, how horrible.
3. bathroom | Mmm, showers.
4. in the woods | Getting one with nature? (Alternatively, this could be anywhere outdoorsy.)
5. in public | O-oh my. Interpret this as you will.
6. other | Have another location in mind that I didn’t think of? Then go ahead.
Conditions
1. aphrodisiacs | You want it, and you want it bad.
2. submissive | Congratulations! You want to do whatever the other character wishes.
3. dominant | Guess who wants to top tonight?
4. bondage | Light or heavy, doesn’t really matter. You’re now restrained either way.
5. cosplay/clothes change | This isn’t what you were wearing before...
6. gender swap | Enjoy the new body parts.
7. other | Is there something I didn’t mention that you wanted? Go wild.
11. Intimacy
1. First Kiss. Maybe you've been harboring feelings or maybe this is random. But it feels good to be that close to someone.
2. Love Confession. You have been head over heels for this person and now it's time to try and get close to them.
3. Secrets. You've been hiding yourself from someone and now it's time to stop. They need to know the real you.
4. First Time. First time you have sex is always nerve racking, but it's in these moments that you show how much you truly care about someone.
5. Shower. Perhaps you've been together for awhile. Maybe you've told each other everything. Maybe you're just dirty and need to get cleaned up. But letting the water flow between two people is still pretty intimate.
6. Free verse. Did I leave something out? Want to combine? Make up your own or pick from the others.
12. Other memes!
1. Bounty Hunters. You're wanted. And someone is chasing you. Maybe it isn't your fault? But maybe you did rob that bank...
Either way, there's someone after that price on your head. Confront them, or run? Specify hunter or hunted.
2. Truth. You can't tell a lie. Maybe both of you can't, or only one of you, but now is the time to ask those embarrassing questions.
3. Obedience. The person posting is compelled to obey, no matter what. (Un)Fortunately the person commenting is compelled to give orders. All orders given must be obeyed.
4. Lotus Eaters. The person posting is trapped in their own dream of personal paradise. The person commenting is trapped with them. Help free them, or fall into paradise?