My deepest apologies if I said something offensive. If I could I would decorate myself in the stars and stripes to make up for any insult I may have cast towards you or your spectacular country. I would stand as tall as the Statue of Liberty and twice as proud, and shout all your virtues for the entire world to hear. I would offer a five star - no a galaxy of stars salute to you and America and whatever else you would command.

So, in this spirit of international admiration, I'll propose an alliance of nations, as we both stand on foreign soil, oceans away from our homes.