Man I don't know, anything beats this.

[Ducking down and out of the classroom, tugging Jade along.]

Gets some beers, get in a fight... [He eyes Jade. Scrawny academic kid might not be so good to bring along on delinquent adventures. Ooon the other hand, maybe Jade just needs to live a little?]

Boost a car and go for a ride. Our life is full of potential--why waste it poking at pig guts?